A
FREE ONLINE TOUR
OF A 100%
FOSSIL FUEL
POWERED
BREWERY!
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BREWERY
FLOOR:
This
is where
AMAZING FERMENTATION MAGIC happens! Notice Brew Tank #1 happily gurgling away another batch of our famous (and generic) Belgian Strong Dark! Below sit nigh hundreds of empty certified organic glass bottles, ready for the filling! |
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9 GALLON BOIL POT AND 3
GALLON CARBOY!
WOW!
How on EARTH do we get all those 9 gallons into that tiny 3 gallon fermenter? Well we can't give away ALL our brilliant brewing secrets, can we? |
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THREE
KINDS OF BREW! Pictured from left to right: Harvard Gulch Wheat Mead with BUBBLES! Mead WITHOUT bubbles! WOW! |
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BOTTLE DRYING ZONE Our
famous Certified Organic
Bottles™
rest here until they are WET NO LONGER! |
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ALE
PAIL?
HAHAHA I GET IT! Meet Brew Tank #2, the primary fermenting chamber of GENERIC BREWERY INC! Currently Brew Tank #2 is undergoing severe CLEANING after a tiresome week of work! |
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BRAND NEW BEER! Seen here is our WATERFALL of CLEANLINESS! |
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Ignoring the obvious violation of trademark law, this is an ingeniously hand-crafted device for turning useless cereal grasses into PILES AND PILES OF BEER! |
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WHAT
IS THAT
THING? A mysterious metal snake is the secret to this device! But you still don't get to know WHAT IT DOES! |
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AND ALWAYS REMEMBER OUR GENERIC MOTTO! "IF YOU'RE NOT DRINKING BEER POWERED BY 100% FOSSIL FUELS, THEN YOU'RE PROBABLY A HIPPIE!" copyright  July 22 2009 |
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